This is the most low key Lisa Frank I could find. |
So today a friends passed around an article about being a kid in the ‘90’s and how we’re going to have to explain all our weird crap to our children, like boy bands and Lisa Frank stickers (whatever – kids get it.)
Naturally, I have a problem with everything they omitted.
First, how can you write an article about being a kid in the ‘90’s and NOT mention Saved by the Bell? We all still love Zach Morris, we even watch all the dumb lawyer shows he continues to make for cable! You mention Ferngully but not SBTB? Let’s talk about what saved by the bell taught us:
1.) KIDS could have cell phones. Talk about seeing the future.2.) Taking over the counter pills were bad and would ruin our music video career.3.) All really, really good looking guys are jerks and will just cheat on you at The Max.4.) Don’t drink and drive if you’re wearing a toga. Duh.5.) If you don’t want to do something just say you have to wash your hair and you’ll get out of it.6.) A lifelong loathing for oil spills and the companies that cause them.
There are so many more lessons you guys! I just can’t go through them one by one, but you know what they are.